I have no time for you and your ignorance

You give a girl the right shoes she can conquer the world.

derekhaleoween:

sometimes i recognize the fact that if my best friend and i were fictional characters people would ship us

(Source: brigyda, via iamclamu)

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

(via infamousgod)

oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

(via encourage)

mjwatson:

If you claim to be a feminist and you shame girls for wanting to do traditional things like take their husband’s last name or be a house wife then you are doing it all completely wrong.

Feminism isn’t an elite group who defeats gender norms, it’s a group who accepts ALL women’s choices.

(via dumbcoast)

matzoballer:

judging by fan fictions, the only jobs in the world are being a teacher, lawyer, waiter, or working at a coffee shop

(via flewor)

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via happiest)