I have no time for you and your ignorance

You give a girl the right shoes she can conquer the world.

the shade in this photo set could cause an eclipse

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popularselfie:

getting a good grade on the test you were 97.4% sure you were going to fail

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nicedildo:

when you finally get a car but your friends want to drive it

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shouldnt:

the fact that teachers actually expect you to do homework is annoying

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one direction in preschool

  • louis: talks really loud and brags about minor accomplishments
  • niall: laughs at absolutely everything to the point where it's ridiculous
  • zayn: has the best crayon pack out of everyone and colors all day long
  • liam: can read at a 1st grade level and won't let you forget it
  • harry: eats glue

jigglemyboobies:

kushaw:

jigglemyboobies:

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

no because he did nazi it coming

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